Well, you came out the right hole!

J. Dev., added May 01 '12

Justice Brennan went a little ape shit in his dissent in Anderson.

Devlin, added Apr 19 '12

2L's. . . maybe I should teach *them* about assisted suicide.

Carter, added Apr 17 '12

North Carolina better let me eat my apples

Raymond \\\"Princess Cut\\\" Diamond, added Apr 16 '12

In my 29 years of teaching, this is the first time I've made a mistake! So sue me!

Holmes, added Apr 16 '12

The Captain of the ship consumed 8-10 drinks, relevant? OH YEA, smoking gun relevant

J. Devlin, The Silver Squirrel, added Apr 16 '12

Is your client the CEO of Canes or is it the man in the back handcrafting delicious Canes sauce?

J. Devlin, The Silver Squirrel, added Apr 12 '12

MR. BITNER...

Thomas, added Apr 11 '12

Let`s talk about sex now.

Smith, added Apr 10 '12

It's Spring Break! Get you some!

Son of Harvard, Paul R. Baier, added Apr 07 '12

Smith responding to a student comment in Professions: \"[Student] always thinks what I did was wrong, so we can safely discount everything he says.\"

Smith, added Apr 05 '12

I was on Law Review... I'm not saying that was a good thing.

Judge Holdridge, added Apr 05 '12

So Professor Baier is the "Son of Harvard" and Professor Devlin is the "Silver Squirrel." So where does that leave me?

Susan L. de la Houssaye, added Apr 04 '12

"I`m not really a human being"

Super Smith, added Apr 03 '12

You want suspense? I'll give you suspense

Levasseur, The French Tickler, added Apr 01 '12

Congress doesn't like circular earrings.

Diamond, added Mar 28 '12

"Have you ever heard this expression: HELLOOO?!"

Paul Baier; professor, playwright, curator, added Mar 26 '12

I am thinking violent thoughts now

Smith, added Mar 23 '12

He was sitting there doing whatever the police do, which is probably nothing.

Smith, added Mar 16 '12

This law has to do with where we are moving, because where we are moving there are a lot of mobile homes... I bet the police have a whole bag of cookies with that.

McGough, added Mar 15 '12

I didn't mean to insult you specifically, I meant to insult your generally

Norm Smith J.D., added Mar 14 '12

Civ Pro 2 class w/ Professor Crawford:
Student asks a question. Gunner starts answering.
Professor Crawford yells Gunner`s name. (Whole class giggles)
(I guess Crawford meant: - I`m the Professor here!)

Merciless Bill Crawford, added Mar 14 '12

M f'er ... What you're doing is implying that he's having incest with his mother.

Garrard, added Mar 13 '12

It's just rape! (in talking about the commerce clause)

Baier, added Mar 08 '12

Loss of Consortium is when my wife is laid up and can't make my cheese sandwich

John Devlin, The Silver Squirrel, added Mar 08 '12

You got by with a little help from your friends. The Rolling Stones made a song about that.

music fan, John Devlin, added Mar 08 '12

I will continue to pound on you until I get an answer.

Silver Squirrel Devlin, added Mar 08 '12

"It`s time to stop joking around: Moving on, this next case is about breast implants."

Sautter, added Mar 07 '12

I'm not devious on the exams, I'm forgetful....(in not putting all code articles needed for questions)

Moreteau, added Mar 07 '12

Lets get serious here.

Lets talk about breast implants.

Prof. Sautter, added Mar 07 '12